Compass Rose

Half A Million New People?

Nuclear Fallout Checkmate!

ArtsBoston

Welfare Nigger Baby Month & Pussy Whipping Women Month

When A Dream Seems Possible, Just Think Peaches.

Monetary Appreciation

Never Ask For Something That Ought To Be Given.

Shifting Blame To The People

Government Debt Is Government Fine Or Bail. It Is Illegal For The Government To Use Taxpayer Money To Pay For This.

"I Know That To Pay All Proper Expenses Within The Year Would, In Case Of War, Be Hard On Us. But Not So Hard As Ten Wars Instead Of One." - Thomas Jefferson, 1798

Thomas Jefferson Equates The Number Of Wars, To Being Solvent!

And To Think, All Along, It Was Those Wacky Terrorists!

"How Do You Do?"

"I Don't Do Anything Because I'm A Tortured Artist!"

Keith Haring

Problem Child

Children Think That Kings Bringing Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh Is Absolutly Normal For Children Like Themselves.

She's Lucky

The Accumulation Of Her Luck Pushed, Released At Once.

Split Reality

Delayed Demise

When People Attack Another Person And Nothing Happens, They Misinterpret It As Humanity.

The Great "Look At Me!" Affliction

Why Does Attention Always Rub Off On The Wrong People?

Lack Of Justice And Vigilantism

When The Bullies Are In Charge, There Is No Peace.

Marriage Panic

Being Single Should Never Be A Cause For Incarceration.

Unlike Herd Mentality

Every Time You Make A Decision, You Turn Off 50% Of The People. So After 5 Decisions, It's Only You And Your Mother.

Not Being Understood

Rapid Speech Is A Way Of Not Allowing The Listener To Process What Is Being Spoken.

Leverage Against Monopoly

Only An Anti-Trust Shutdown, Court Mandated Blackout Of Cable And Satellite Companies, Will Lower Prices For Consumers.

Outreach

Why Communicate When You Can Just Bark!

Mercenary

Lobbyist Who Exaggerates People
(i.e. See Campaign Finance Reform)

Figure Of Speech: Commoratio

Women Using Commoratio To Gain Attention Bring Up Government At Every Opportunity By Mentioning A President Again And Again And Again, Ad Infinitum!

The Argument Is Not The Choice Of President, But The Way The Presidency Is Exaggerated.

Ozone Absorbs Ultraviolet Radiation

Stratospheric Ozone Depletion

Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty

S.A.L.T., Which Proposed That A Country Could Resist Using Nuclear Weapons In A Limited Arms War, Gave Women A False Sense Of Security That They Could Fight Peacefully.

Public Relations Gone Awry

As For Comcast's Offer To Free Telephone Calls To Japan, Seriously, Are Commercials Even Free With Comcast?

Two Sides To Every Story

The Difference Between "Violence Against Women" And "Gays In The Military" Is The Former Doesn't Like It And The Latter Does.

Where Do All The Lonely People Go?

Big Brother Thought That By Being Older, He Was Automatically Smarter. Not Quite! It's Just That The Smarter, Live Longer.

Just Public Opinion

Wii's "Smarty Pants" Game Name Was Once A Derogatory Term Such As A "Know-It-All". (i.e. See, "Nobody Likes A Smarty Pants!")

Judicial Continuity

To Condone Bullying On A Case-By-Case Basis Leaves Those Authorized, Susceptible To Discriminatory Personal Preference.

Oh, And Then She, Yadi Da Da, Riiight ! ? !

You Can Learn The Entire Game Just By Extrapolating From One Of The Sides.

TV Sucks, FU, Eat Sh*t And Die !!!

Retailers Erraticated Drive-In Theaters Because Of Lost Sales Due To Flee Markets That Borrowed The Land During The Day.

Now, In Order To Get A Television Signal Or Internet You Must Buy xfinity Or Go Without.

Klingon Prenuptial

"You'll Have The Same As Who's Having?"
"Well, Did You Earn It?"

Rumor

Two Truths With A Lie Stuck In The Middle.

Replacing "M" In Million With "B"

Politicians Claim That They Hit The Lottery With Taxpayer Money.

Compared To What ! ? !

Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" Has Been Replaced By Shows Like "Traffic Light", "Watching Water Boil", And "Immature Women Getting Revenge".

Plants That Supply The Most Oxygen

Heart-Leaf Philodendron
If you're looking to add clean air to your home, consider adding a heart-leaf philodendron to your decor. This plant variety has evergreen vines that are easy to grow and maintain, and it is recommended as one of the top houseplants for improving indoor air quality by Clean Air Gardening. On mature plants, the dark-green leaves can grow up to 12 inches long.

Peace Lily
The peace lily is another recommended plant for clearing indoor air. With long, oval foliage, there is plenty of leaf surface to add oxygen back into the air. The peace lily is easy to care for and blooms in beautiful white flowers.

Bamboo Palm
The bamboo (or ladyfinger) palm is an excellent indoor plant and helps to create clean indoor air and fresh oxygen. Its trunks are reed-like, and perhaps its most distinctive feature is the foliage that resembles fingers on a hand. This slow-growing plant can reach up to 10 feet tall.

Pollutant Reducing Plants

These are the top pollutant reducing plants as discovered during a 2 year experiment by NASA. I know it is not what you asked for, but I hope it helps.
TOP 10 plants most effective in removing:
Formaldehyde, Benzene, and Carbon Monoxide from the air

Bamboo Palm - Chamaedorea Seifritzii
Chinese Evergreen - Aglaonema Modestum
English Ivy Hedera Helix
Gerbera Daisy Gerbera Jamesonii
Janet Craig - Dracaena "Janet Craig"
Marginata - Dracaena Marginata
Mass cane/Corn Plant - Dracaena Massangeana
Mother-in-Law's Tongue Sansevieria Laurentii
Pot Mum - Chrysantheium morifolium
Peace Lily - Spathiphyllum
Warneckii - Dracaena "Warneckii"

That's Quite Over The Top

"It's Not Just Knocking Someone Up Just Because You Need Something From Them."

Putting The Cart Ahead Of The Horse

Having More Babies So That Teachers Can Keep Working.

Innocent Bystander

Groups With Human Shields Often Have Their Mascots Thrown In With The Rest Of Them.

What The Loan Doesn't Say In The Fine Print

The economy of living on over-draft.

Ribbis (interest) also called neshech (bite) is the bite of the snake.

Credit was created to satisfy our need to have more.

Simcha is a state of being within oneself.

The greatest treasure is within myself, not in external things.

aishkodesh.org

Debt Forgiveness Snowball Effect

In 1982, with interest rates up to 13% from 5% in 1970, Latin American countries were unable to pay the interest accumulating on their debts, much less pay down the principal.

In August of that year, Mexico declared that it could no longer pay its foreign debt, triggering a decade-long debt crisis in the region.

Despite the $612 billion paid to service the debt in the 1980s and 1990s, the $237 billion of Latin American debt in 1982 grew to $660 billion in debt by 2001.

Foreign Debt: Forgiveness and Repudiation
By Enrique Carrasco, Charles McClellan & Jane Ro

Pet Peeve Beating Post

Wrongfulness Is Not Negotiable.

Favoritism

If Foreclosed Borrowers Get A Break Shouldn't Every Borrower?

Counter-Punishment

Usury Is Illegal Because It Dampens Ethical Consequences.

Why Men Make More Money

Failure Is An Option For Women Because They Can Always Lean On The Old Man.

Troubled Asset Relief Program

TARP Is Like Paying A Casino Money Because Too Many People Lost Their Money Gambling There.
(Or, Do They Think They Are Invisible?)

12 Monkeys

“There Is No Such Thing As Right And Wrong, There's Just Popular Opinion.” - Brad Pitt