Concurrent Surplus

Sometimes The Replacement Child Arrives Before The Sacrificial Adult Perishes.

Rearing Children Is Not An Unemployment Entitlement

Makeup Makes Women Lose Their Identity.

Second Chance?

No, You're Fired!

Co-Ed's Failure

If A Woman Won't Take Care Of Her Own Children, Shaking Baby Syndrome Is Permissible.

Carbon Footprint

Just Because Everybody Does It, Doesn't Make It Right!

Octo-Mom, Asked Why . . .

. . . As She Holds Up Her Mortgage Contract.

Finance Corruption

Unqualified Banking CEOs Substantially Dipping Into Bank's Operating Budget.

Victimology

Looking To Being Offended.

The Mental Super Highway

Everybody Is Just Brain Dead, OK?

Ponzi Scheme

Mor-on-ic Behavior

The End Of The World Will Come, Due To The Fact That People, Habitually, Can Not Stop Doing!

Apology Accepted

It's The First Time For Everybody!

Gay Marriage

An Inalienable Right!

How The Leaks Got Clogged

Dual Buildings and Dual Letter Words (i.e. "No") Have Something In Common.

"Birth Injury"

If Someone On The Television's Sole Purpose Is To Get You Pregnant, You Can't Claim "Birth Injury"!