Jelly Belly Chocolate Dutch Mints

911 - Economic Sanctions Against Political Mental Institutions!

Filibuster - Women Always Attack When Men Retreat!

Women Talk Too Much!We Want To Hear "His Story" Or History!

To Cable Companies: Rabbit Ears Aren’t A Service!

(See "School Grades vs. Couch Potato" Correlation)

Make Governmental Departments Reserve Their Funding For 365 Days!

Diode Color Code Tables

Tropical Cyclone Phailin information

Resources and maps for those affected by Phailin

Foodpantries.org

Mattracks

Unbelievable Wingsuit Cave Flight! Batman Cave, Alexander Polli

Alexander Polli, Tracksuit, Wingsuit Flying: Reality Of Human Flight

Alibaba - Kitschy Impulse Items

Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Beef Wellington Recipe

White Truffle

Crash Test Dummy Cage

Channel 9 Is For Emergencies Only!

Femme Carrier

Yah, But You're Not There!

SpaceRip

Curiosity Mars Landing 2012

Ten Commandments Checklist For Americans?

Externalizing Fault

I Heard His Voices Too And He Blamed Everyone In The Room! He Can't Help It? He Better Start Helping It!

If DOMA Was Unconstitutional For 17 Years, What Else In The Government Is Unconstitutional?

Abduction

Enterprise

Explore Mars! - Mars Exploration Program - NASA

Howard: I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch.

Sheldon: Where?

Howard: On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars!

Woman (peering out of door): Howard, is everything okay?

Howard: Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.

Sheldon: You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room?

Howard: Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor. One free barium enema and my mother won't care she's not Jewish.

Leonard: Wait a minute, so the eye patch and the insults worked?

Howard: No, there were three other guys with eye patches, It was a fiasco. What did work was, "How'd you like to visit a secret government facility?"

Sheldon: So what exactly do you want us to do?

Howard: I need you and Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch, and I need you to get Stephanie out before somebody notices she's here. She doesn't exactly have clearance.

Sheldon: Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks come in and play with $200million government projects on distant planets?

Howard: Yes, I was bad. Maybe she'll spank me. Can we please move on?

Girl: Hey, Howard, you know, it's getting late, so do I get to drive this thing or what?

Howard: Yeah. No. I'm sorry, but something's come up. Kind of a Mars Rover, Mars Rover, can Howard come over, situation. So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home.

Girl: Oh, okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.

Leonard: Okay.

Howard: I'll call ya.

Girl: Yeah. So are you a scientist like Howard?

Leonard: No one's a scientist like Howard.

Howard: My mother is so gonna love her.

Sheldon: Oh, how nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison.

Series 2 Episode 08 – The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Puppy Cam

Still No Reciprocation From The 1%!

The CPI, From March Of '88 (116.5 points) Till August Of '13 (233.9 points), Calculates To A Two-Fold Increase In Inflation (233.9 / 116.5 = 200% In About 25 Years).


That Means, If You Have A Dollar, And Then Take Away A Dollar, It Doesn’t Mean You Have Two Dollars.


It Means You Have No Dollars.


Somebody Else Has Your Dollar And Their Own Dollar Too!


And They Are Not Going To Give It Up Easy!

The End Of The Innocence & How Misery Loves Company

The Buck Stops With The Acting Party!

Observing Someone Without A Written Application Is Part Of The Feminist Agenda

(See Colonel Sanders' Copywritten Secret Intellectual Property Recipe)