Reverse The Liability!

If A Bank Receives A Deposit Check And Doesn't Post It To The Account Within 3 Days, The Bankee Is Entitled To A $45.00 Late Clearing Fee.

Oblivious To One's Surroundings

"Eh, Fungoo, Ya Gut Nut'in On Me!"

The Big Loop

"For Those Of You Who Have Just Tuned In ..."

Transparency

No Evidence Is Not A Caveat For Bad Behavior!

Stop The Madness!

When She Exclaims, "You Exclaimed", What She Means Is She Exclaims, "She Exclaimed"!

Universal Health Care

Giving The World's Biggest Bureaucracy, The World's Second Biggest Bureaucracy.

Track 01

AccuWeather.com

Hurricane 2009! From AccuWeather.com: Hurricane Satellite Images - atlantic basin

On Floating Bodies

Double-Negative Personality Disorder

Pyromaniacs Often Become Firemen To Hide Their Identities.

The Unfounded Electorate

Esteem Is Given, Not Attained!

Give To Ceasar What Is Ceasar's

Absorbing What It Was Originally Intended To Be, Isn't What It Was Originally Intended To Be! (i.e. See French Peasants Who Tried To Blend In With The Aristocracy By Wearing Similar Attire)

Making Coincidence Out Of Miracles

God Is Not At The Master Switch Turning On And Off The Laws Of Motion. Where There Is Religion, There Is Science.

Hostile Takeovers

Good People Who Do Bad Things Or Bad People Who Do Good Things.

For People Not Being Thought Of

"I Thought He Was Still In The Cryosphere!"

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Tolerance Is The Ability To Agree To Disagree And Do The Right Thing."

Intellectual Instinct

God Gave Us A Window On The Evolutionary Branch To Do Space Exploration. Let Us Not Miss This Opportunity! Only 0.7¢ Out Of Every Dollar Spent On Taxes Is Used For Space Exploration.

To Emergency Medical Technicians

Liberté Pour La Vie!

SeaFood

Pontoon Float Deck

55 Gallon Steel Closed Top Drum (Height:34½" x Diameter:24")
Drums	Gallons (55 Gallons / Drum)	Pounds Of Water (8.3454 Pounds / Gallon)	Minus Drum Weight (40 Pounds / Drum)	Weight Displacement (Pounds)	Cost
2	110	918	80	838	$160
4	220	1,836	160	1,676	$320
6	330	2,754	240	2,514	$480
8	440	3,672	320	3,352	$640
10	550	4,590	400	4,190	$800
12	660	5,508	480	5,028	$960
14	770	6,426	560	5,866	$1,120
16	880	7,344	640	6,704	$1,280
18	990	8,262	720	7,542	$1,440
20	1,100	9,180	800	8,380	$1,600
22	1,210	10,098	880	9,218	$1,760
24	1,320	11,016	960	10,056	$1,920
26	1,430	11,934	1,040	10,894	$2,080
28	1,540	12,852	1,120	11,732	$2,240
30	1,650	13,770	1,200	12,570	$2,400
32	1,760	14,688	1,280	13,408	$2,560
34	1,870	15,606	1,360	14,246	$2,720
36	1,980	16,524	1,440	15,084	$2,880
38	2,090	17,442	1,520	15,922	$3,040
40	2,200	18,360	1,600	16,760	$3,200
42	2,310	19,278	1,680	17,598	$3,360
44	2,420	20,196	1,760	18,436	$3,520
46	2,530	21,114	1,840	19,274	$3,680
48	2,640	22,032	1,920	20,112	$3,840
50	2,750	22,950	2,000	20,950	$4,000