Illicit Coercion, Blackmail And Bribery

If A Child Asks For A Dollar From It's Parents, The Parents Steal One Hundred Dollars From The Child.

$700B Bail-Out

One Last Money-Grab Before The Administration Leaves!

Is There An Elephant In The Room?

There Are Countries On The Face Of This Earth Whom Will Not Tolerate A Powerful Woman In The World's Greatest Superpower. So Much For Peace!

On Menializing Contracts

The Promise To Get Paid Money Is Not A Trivial Matter.

Once Bitten Twice Shy

One Cheap Trick Begets Another, Is Not Hear-Say!

Blasphemy

Co-Ed Dormitories And Vatican II

It's Not Just Name Calling

El Niño's Jet Streams Blow The Tops Off Of La Niña's Hurricanes.

What Gives?

Say "No" To Tax-Payer-Paid-For, Baby-Sitting-School, And Non-Tax-Payer-Paid-For, You're-Too-Big-Now, Get-The-Hell-Out-Of-My-House-School!

Relative Warming

The Sun's Effect On The Atmosphere Depends On The Changes Of The Earth's Magnetosphere. (i.e. See Map)

CEO Over-Compensation

There Is No Supreme Knowledge In A Hostile Take-Over.

Manipulation Error

Sorry Always Happens After It's Too Late!

Education Waste

Denying A Living Wage In Favor Of Procreation.

No Vision Fornicators

Why Do People Disconnect The Fetus With The Per-Capita Carbon Dioxide Release Into The Atmosphere?

The Money Store That Needs Money

If A Bail-Out Corporation Bails Out, Why Should The Government Do The Corporation's Bidding. (i.e. See Usury Laws)

The Fine Line Between Educating And Enforcing Safety

If You Abuse Your Position Noone Will Listen To You.

Word Manipulation

Just Because You "Can" Have A Baby Doesn't Mean You "May" Have A Baby!

Katrina Hysteria

What Was Once Their Problem Has Somehow Become Everybody's Problem.

Psycho-Sematic Insanity

She Hears Voices And Tells Me I Said It.

Adrenaline Increases Due To Siren Projectiles

Profiteering is a pejorative term for the act of making a profit by methods considered unethical. Business owners may be accused of profiteering when they raise prices during an emergency (especially a war). The term is also applied to businesses that play on political corruption to obtain government contracts.

Some types of profiteering are illegal, such as price fixing syndicates and other anti-competitive behaviour, for example on fuel subsidies, or restricted by industry codes of conduct such as aggressive marketing of products in the third world such as baby milk.

Animosity

Mental Assault With Intent To Kill Brain Cells.

Over-Population

Life Is Not Fit For Human Consumption!

Freakazoid

Remember Your Humanity, You May Not Get It Back!

Worm Holes In Space

The Impetus Of The World Wide Web Was Carol King's Rendition Of "You're So Far Away".

So far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're just time away

Long ago I reached for you and there you stood
Holding you again could only do me good
Oh, how I wish I could
But you're so far away

One more song about moving along the highway
Can't say much of anything that's new
If I could only work this life out my way
I'd rather spend it being close to you

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're so far away

Traveling around sure gets me down and lonely
Nothing else to do but close my mind
I sure hope the road don't come to own me
There's so many dreams I've yet to find

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're so far away

Text Messaging For More-Ons

Why Type When You Can Just Talk?

Don't Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face

Don't Shun The Populous To Spite The Individual.

The Past Getting Caught Up With The U.S.A.

911 Was A Bookmark In The History Book Of Transparent Misgivings. (i.e. Accumulated Retribution)

Equal Opportunity Spin

"Gender Predator" Has Been Morphed Into "Sexual Predator" Which Makes A "Wash" Out Of Feminist Behavior By Means Of The Equal Opportunity Laws Pertaining To Race, Color, Religion, Sex, National Origin, Disability, Or Age.

Trojan Horse Voodoo Economics

Predator Feminists, In Order To Sabotage Their Competitors, Mimic Your Thought Waves Until They Are Excepted As Your Own And Then You Destroy Yourself. (i.e. Immune Deficiency)

Impostor Leadership

Men Build The Statue Of Liberty And Feminists Pull Off The Cloth.
Men Build The Ships And Feminists Crack The Bottle Of Wine.
Men Build The Vehicles And Feminists Beep The Horn.
Men Make The Lantern And Feminists Turn It On.
Men Make The Investment And Feminists Live Off The Interest.
Men Make The Computer And Feminists Run The Software.
Men Build The Streets And Bridges And Feminists Drive On Them.
Men Fight The Wars And Feminists Take The Credit.
If A Feminist Hasn't Started A Small Business, She Has No Right To Run The Corporation.(i.e. Hostile Takeover)
Intellectual Property Is For The Mind Of The Beholder And Not For Public Espionage Treason.

Breaking The Movement Mold

If A Wartime President Doesn't Have Unilateral Control Neither Will A Peacetime President Have Unilateral Control.

Town GPS'

Town	Latitude	Longitude
Abington	42.123182	-70.956917
Accord	42.17487	-70.883961
Acton	42.49134	-71.433449
Acushnet	41.693937	-70.909195
Adams	42.632443	-73.120193
Agawam	42.094401	-72.625465
Alford	42.24199	-73.415451
Allston	42.36273	-71.132183
Amesbury	42.861873	-70.933571
Amherst	42.386444	-72.518692
Andover	42.664766	-71.136475
Aquinnah	41.348206	-70.811691
Arlington	42.425737	-71.156731
Ashburnham	42.647092	-71.908264
Ashby	42.686473	-71.83136
Ashfield	42.537398	-72.79129
Ashland	42.266893	-71.465721
Ashley Falls	42.062166	-73.336315
Assonet	41.805358	-71.073647
Athol	42.605158	-72.227554
Attleboro	41.950809	-71.281013
Auburn	42.201819	-71.834106
Auburndale	42.357529	-71.248398
Avon	42.132222	-71.038971
Ayer	42.564207	-71.584854
Babson Park	42.298897	-71.260006
Baldwinville	42.612991	-72.074776
Barnstable	41.724181	-70.30426
Barre	42.4341	-72.108078
Bass River	41.656609	-70.206499
Becket	42.305753	-73.063202
Bedford	42.497415	-71.281357
Belchertown	42.287977	-72.400589
Bellingham	42.098222	-71.474304
Belmont	42.40584	-71.176987
Berkley	41.857799	-71.08223
Berkshire	42.532844	-73.193665
Berlin	42.386951	-71.637726
Bernardston	42.682435	-72.550278
Beverly	42.558644	-70.878983
Billerica	42.568506	-71.270714
Blackstone	42.023538	-71.533356
Blandford	42.190882	-72.9245
Bolton	42.438661	-71.607857
Bondsville	42.214502	-72.345228
Boston	42.380865	-71.056824
Bourne	41.753385	-70.589218
Boxboro	42.51994	-71.522026
Boxford	42.776251	-70.9758
Boylston	42.382387	-71.742096
Bradford	42.775842	-71.074719
Braintree	42.263082	-70.992966
Brant Rock	42.090102	-70.64136
Brewster	41.820967	-70.063248
Bridgewater	42.045723	-70.9655
Brighton	42.414332	71.141281
Brimfield	42.235635	-72.181549
Brockton	42.139987	-71.005325
Brookfield	42.272228	-72.090225

Consequence Queue

When Consequence Is Not Applied Immediately After The Offence, The Punishment Might Be Inferred To Relate To The Current Behavior.

GOD

Someone You Can Pray To Who Won't Answer Your Prayers.