Clinton Jeopardy!

Alex Trebek: Please, Answer In The Form Of A Question : "The Chicken . . ."
Bill: Your Stepping On My Tie!
Hillary: (Pssst) Quick, What's The Question To "The Chicken"?
Alex Trebek: Uh, Do You Have The Question Hillary?
Bill: Shit, I Just Bumped My Head!
Hillary: Can You Repeat The Answer?
Alex Trebek: "The Chicken."
Bill: Which Came First, Which Came First, "The Chicken" Or "The Egg"!
Hillary: "The Egg", "The Egg"!
Alex Trebek: I Need It In The Form Of A Question, Hillary.
Hillary: "Which Came First", "Which Came First"!
Alex Trebek: Sorry, Times Up, The Answer Was: "Which Came First?"
Bill: You Bee-Ach, Get Off My Hand!
Alex Trebek: Ah, Hillary, Did You Say Something?
Hillary: No, It's The Seat, It's Got A Squeak In It.
Alex Trebek: Ah, OK, Next Answer . . .
Hillary: Ah, Free Money For Everybody!!!
Alex Trebek: Security!!! . . . Security!!! . . .