Ask And Ye Shall Receive

Turning A Blind Eye To Feminist Agitation Does Not Merit Passivity.

Barking Up Your Own Tree

“Mission Accomplished” Means That An Essence Of Cause Has Been Achieved, Not A Half Understood Excuse Repaired.

On Skewed English

A Truth Is Self-Evident For Those Who Have Their Own Evidence.

At The Wrong Time And Place

Meeting Your Maker Is The Equating Of The Culmination Of All Your Misgivings To The Value Of Your Soul.

Fornication Copout

Presupposed Draconian Doctrine Teaches That Unmarried Individuals Are Creating Female Discontentment In The Workplace Resulting In A Marriage Vacuum To Shut The Bitch (Talk.) Up When The Population Is Already Unsustainable.

Political Preemptive Maneuvering

Haphazardly Glancing At A Nude Doesn’t Make You A Nymphomaniac!

Voter Theft

The Pollsters Have Stooped To A New Low As To Imprint Their Thumbs On Our Facsimile Machines.

Power Of Attorney

I Do Not Approve Of Proxy Statements Made On My Behalf.

Conservation Scam

When Conservatives Conserve The Common Wealth, The Common People Seldom See The Common Wealth Again.

An Inside Job

Their Implications Are Not Inferred And Are Unethically Offsides.

The Innocent By-Stander

Labeled A "Family-Hater" Because He Didn't Give Women Free Money Forever.

Hypocrisy

WOMEN - MAKING WORK BY CREATING PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE!

Preemptive Predisposition

In Protecting One's Property, One Usually Exhibits An Image Of Power To Maintain Fear In Those, Presumed Responsible, Who Wish To Take Back What Is Rightfully Theirs.

The Weakest Link

Subordinating Maturity Lowers The Dinner Elevator Of Adult Privacy To Younger Generations.

On Thomas Paine

Thomas Paine, who initiated the compilation of the US Constitution, once said: "That government is best which governs least."

Much Ado About Nothing

Sorry, When I Run Out Of Material I Stop Talking ...

Parental Terrorism

Terrorizing Your Son While You Have His Life Insurance Policy In Hand.

Clinton Jeopardy!

Alex Trebek: Please, Answer In The Form Of A Question : "The Chicken . . ."
Bill: Your Stepping On My Tie!
Hillary: (Pssst) Quick, What's The Question To "The Chicken"?
Alex Trebek: Uh, Do You Have The Question Hillary?
Bill: Shit, I Just Bumped My Head!
Hillary: Can You Repeat The Answer?
Alex Trebek: "The Chicken."
Bill: Which Came First, Which Came First, "The Chicken" Or "The Egg"!
Hillary: "The Egg", "The Egg"!
Alex Trebek: I Need It In The Form Of A Question, Hillary.
Hillary: "Which Came First", "Which Came First"!
Alex Trebek: Sorry, Times Up, The Answer Was: "Which Came First?"
Bill: You Bee-Ach, Get Off My Hand!
Alex Trebek: Ah, Hillary, Did You Say Something?
Hillary: No, It's The Seat, It's Got A Squeak In It.
Alex Trebek: Ah, OK, Next Answer . . .
Hillary: Ah, Free Money For Everybody!!!
Alex Trebek: Security!!! . . . Security!!! . . .

On Brain Rape

Hitler Would Have Become A Philosopher If Only He Had Received Royalties!

On Relative Misery

The Best Possible Thing Starts When The Worst Possible Thing Stops.

On Republicans, Democrats And Independents

Having A 50% Approval Rating In A Given Ticket Means Having Only A 16.7% Total Approval Rating. Do The Math. One Third Of The Three Tickets Times Half Of Your Own Ticket Means Sixteen Point Seven Percent. 33.3% X 50.0% = 16.7% Sorry Hillary, "The Good Old Boys Club" Comprises Of Half The US Population!

On The Better Of Two Evils

Which Is Better, A Healthy Enemy Or An Ill Enemy?

On Government And Religion

God Is Self-Evident, Not Externally Imposed.

Tape Worm Women

The Feminist Policy Has Created The Perfect Frankenstein By Destroying Privacy And Putting The 4th Amendment On The Back Burner.

Deception Of Reality

To Reply To A Question Never Asked, Is A Self-Imposed Lie.

Getting Jiggy With You

Preemptively beeping your horn or wailing your siren is a form of self-perjury.

How Eve Gave Adam The Apple

You hit me first! [Wack]

No, I didn't. You hit me first! [Wack]

Maaa, he hit me first. [Wack] [Wack]

No I didn't. She hit me first. [Wack] [Wack]

Maaaaa . . .

Both of you, stop hitting each other!

(One of these days they're going to know what it's like to be a parent!)

"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE"

The New Form Of Eco-Terrorism

The Current Population Is Unsustainable And The Baby No Longer Fits In The Womb.  So Parents Terrorize You To Put, In Your Place, Their Own Offspring.