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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Know The Basic Characteristics Of A Limerick

  1.  
    • Rhyming pattern. A limerick has five lines; the first, second, and fifth rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth rhyme with each other.


    • Number of syllables. The first, second and fifth lines should have eight or nine syllables, while the third and fourth lines should have five or six.


    • Meter. A limerick has a certain "rhythm" created by how the syllables are stressed.

      • Anapaestic meter - two short syllables are followed by a long (stressed) one (duh-duh-DUM, duh-duh-DUM). Here's an example (note that the emphasis naturally falls on the italicized syllables): Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house


      • Amphibrachic meter - a long (stressed) syllable is sandwiched between two short ones (duh-DUM-duh, duh-DUM-duh). Example: There was a young lady of Wantage


      • Lines can begin on two, one, or occasionally no unstressed beats. Some prefer to continue the rhythm across from one line to the next, especially when a sentence carries across lines, but this is not essential.
  2. Choose the ending of your first line, usually a geographical place. For instance, Pittsburgh. Note that the first syllable of Pittsburgh is stressed, resulting in one short syllable at the end of the line. Another example: New York. Note that the second syllable of New York is stressed.


  3. Think of lots of different things to rhyme with your first line ending. Let the story and punchline of your limerick be inspired by the rhymes you think of. You'll appear funny, witty and clever this way. Example 1: Because Pittsburgh is stressed on the first syllable, you'll have to rhyme with both syllables. First things that come to mind: kids lurk, zits work, bits jerk, hits perk, lit smirk, or maybe a different combination of these words. Example 2: Because New York is stressed on the second syllable, you only need to rhyme with that one. First things that come to mind: cork, pork, stork, fork. Write your own extensive list.


  4. Make associations with the rhyme words. Example 1: With words like kids and zits and private bits, you could go for a limerick about puberty. Example 2: Through the combination of cork, pork and fork, you could think about a limerick about a fancy dinner with lots of meat and wine. Go through the list you created and think up little stories of what could have happened and how your ideas could be related.

  5. Pick a story that appeals to you, and decide on who the person(s) is you introduce in line 1. What is important about him or her? Do you focus on their profession or social status, or on age, health or particular stage in his or her life? Example 1: For the Pittsburgh limerick, you could go for the word 'adolescent'. Example 2: For the New York limerick, you might be thinking of the word 'distinguished' with something following that.


  6. Make the first line nice and fitting with the meter. Example 1: Adolescent is stressed on the 3rd syllable. Pittsburgh starts with a stressed syllable. This means we need one more long syllable at the start, and only have room for one short syllable between 'adolescent' and 'Pittsburgh'. So we get: 'A young adolescent from Pittsburgh'. Example 2: Distinguished is stressed on the second syllable. Combined with 'from New York', that leaves us only two syllables for in between, with the second one stressed. You could solve this, for instance, by borrowing from a foreign language: 'The distinguished beau monde of New York'.


  7. Choose a situation or action in which your person starts off. This is the starting point of your story or joke. Use one of the rhyming words from list. Example 1: 'A young adolescent from Pittsburgh, was just finding out how his bits work'. Example 2: 'The distinguished beau monde of New York, was heavily dining on pork'. Note how the rhyme in line 2 seems to fit with the subject in line 1, while it actually is the other way around.


  8. Think of a 'turn' or 'twist' in your story, while considering rhyme words for the 3rd and 4th line, but save the punchline for your last line. Example 1: Of course the bits story can get messy, and because limericks often border on the obscene, you could have your hero's hormones take the best of him (without making it too explicit). How about: 'He dreamt every night, of a girl by his side'? Example 2: Thinking of cork and pork, maybe you notice how wine rhymes with swine. That would be a great follow-up.


  9. Go back to your list of rhyme words and find a nice one to wrap up the story with a punchline. This is the most difficult part. Don't be put off if your first few limericks aren't funny enough. Remember that it's first of all a matter of taste, and second: everything takes practice. Example 1: 'A young adolescent from Pittsburgh, was just finding out how his bits work. He dreamt every night, of a girl by his side, but his zits seemed to make all the kids smirk'. Example 2: 'The distinguished beau monde of New York, was heavily dining on pork. They drank so much wine, that instead of the swine, many were chewing on cork.'


You've heard the story of Jesse James (9)
Of how he lived and died (6)
If you're still in need (5)
Of something to read (5)
Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. (9)
(34)

Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang (10)
I'm sure you all have read (6)
How they rob and steal (5)
And those who squeal (4)
Are usually found dyin' or dead.(10)
(35)

They call them cold-hearted killers (8)
They say they are heartless and mean (8)
But I say this with pride (6)
That I once knew Clyde (5)
When he was honest and upright and clean. (10)
(37)

But the laws fooled around (6)
Kept takin' him down (5)
And lockin' him up in a cell (8)
Till he said to me: (5)
"I'll never be free (5)
So I'll meet a few of them in Hell." (9)
(38)

If a policeman is killed in Dallas (10)
And they have no clue to guide (7)
If they can't find a fiend (6)
They just wipe their slate clean (6)
And hang it on Bonnie and Clyde (8)
(37)

If they try to act like citizens (9)
And rent them a nice little flat (8)
About the third night (5)
They're invited to fight (6)
By a sub-guns' rat-a-tat-tat. (8)
(36)

Some day, they'll go down together (8)
They'll bury them side by side (7)
To a few, it'll be grief (7)
To the law, a relief (6)
But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde. (8)
(36)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061418/quotes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iambic_pentameter

Meter (poetry)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Colada Mixes

Baja Bob's
Bar Blend
Bar-Tenders
Calahua
California Frosteez
Cobblestone Kitchens
Dailys
Finest Call
Jet Caribbean
Lemix
Master of Mixes
Mott's
Mr & Mrs T's
Pelican Bay

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Backtax

Women Do Confession Every Other Time So That It Doesn't Look Like They're Using It To Their Advantage.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Puppy Cam


Live TV : Ustream

The Key To Lateral Knowledge

Some Get Told, Some Have To Guess.
Not Knowing Your Past, You're Destined To Repeat It.

Juicing

http://healthrecipes.com/fruit_smoothies.htm http://juicerrecipesnow.com/
http://zestycook.com/the-power-of-juice-juicer-recipes/
http://www.harvestessentials.com/juicsaucsoup.html

Veggies

Fruits

Alfalfa Apple
Aloe Vera Apricot
Artichoke Blackberry
Arugula Cantaloupe
Asparagus Carambola (Starfruit)
Bamboo Shoots Cherry
Basil Coconut Water
Beet Currants
Beet Greens Cranberry
Bitter Gourd Melon Durian
Bok Choy Elderberry
Broccoli Gooseberry
Brussels Sprouts Grape
Cabbage (Green) Grapefruit
Cabbage (Red) Honeydew
Carrots Jackfruit
Cauliflower Kiwi
Celeriac Kumquat
Celery Lemon
Chicory Lime
Chinese Cabbage (Napa Cabbage) Lychee
Chives Longan
Collard Greens Mandarin Orange
Coriander Mango
Corn (Yellow) Mangosteen
Corn (White) Orange
Cucumber Papaya
Dandelion Leaves Passion Fruit
Eggplant Peach
Endives Pear
Fennel Pineapple
Garlic Plum
Ginger Pomegranate
Jicama Quince
Kale Raspberry
Kohlrabi Strawberry
Lamb's Quarter Tangerine
Lentils Watermelon
Lettuce (Butter)
Lettuce (Iceberg)
Lettuce (Romaine)
Mung Beans
Mustard Greens
Onions
Parsley
Parsnip
Peppers (Green)
Peppers (Red)
Pumpkin
Purslane
Radishes
Radish Sprouts
Scallion (Spring Onion)
Spearmint (Mint)
Spinach
Stinging Nettle
Swiss Chard
Tomatoes
Turnips
Turnip Greens
Watercress
Wheat Grass
Yams
Zucchini

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Wishes

There's No More Room In The Proverbial, "Inn"!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Greenlee 0259-11 Irrigation Tool Kit

Fittings and Valves

High Density Polyethylene Plastic Tubing--HDPE

Sizes Working
I.D. Sizes O.D. Sizes Wall Thickness PSI@73°F
1/8 1/4 1/16 456
.170 .250 .040 260
3/16 5/16 1/16 340
1/4 3/8 1/16 272
5/16 7/16 1/16 228
3/8 1/2 1/16 194
1/2 5/8 1/16 151
.600 .750 .075 152
5/8 3/4 1/16 123
3/4 7/8 1/16 105
3/4 1 1/8 195
.814 1 .093 140
7/8 1 1/16 90
1 1-1/4 1/8 152
1-1/4 1-1/2 1/8 124
1-1/2 1-3/4 1/8 105
1-3/4 2 1/8 91
2 2-1/4 1/8 80

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Computer Keyboard

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Keys Enumeration - Dim x = Keys.NumPad0

Member name Description
KeyCode The bitmask to extract a key code from a key value.
Modifiers The bitmask to extract modifiers from a key value.
None No key pressed.
LButton The left mouse button.
RButton The right mouse button.
Cancel The CANCEL key.
MButton The middle mouse button (three-button mouse).
XButton1 The first x mouse button (five-button mouse).
XButton2 The second x mouse button (five-button mouse).
Back The BACKSPACE key.
Tab The TAB key.
LineFeed The LINEFEED key.
Clear The CLEAR key.
Return The RETURN key.
Enter The ENTER key.
ShiftKey The SHIFT key.
ControlKey The CTRL key.
Menu The ALT key.
Pause The PAUSE key.
Capital The CAPS LOCK key.
CapsLock The CAPS LOCK key.
KanaMode The IME Kana mode key.
HanguelMode The IME Hanguel mode key. (maintained for compatibility; use HangulMode)
HangulMode The IME Hangul mode key.
JunjaMode The IME Junja mode key.
FinalMode The IME final mode key.
HanjaMode The IME Hanja mode key.
KanjiMode The IME Kanji mode key.
Escape The ESC key.
IMEConvert The IME convert key.
IMENonconvert The IME nonconvert key.
IMEAccept The IME accept key, replaces IMEAceept.
IMEAceept The IME accept key. Obsolete, use IMEAccept instead.
IMEModeChange The IME mode change key.
Space The SPACEBAR key.
Prior The PAGE UP key.
PageUp The PAGE UP key.
Next The PAGE DOWN key.
PageDown The PAGE DOWN key.
End The END key.
Home The HOME key.
Left The LEFT ARROW key.
Up The UP ARROW key.
Right The RIGHT ARROW key.
Down The DOWN ARROW key.
Select The SELECT key.
Print The PRINT key.
Execute The EXECUTE key.
Snapshot The PRINT SCREEN key.
PrintScreen The PRINT SCREEN key.
Insert The INS key.
Delete The DEL key.
Help The HELP key.
D0 The 0 key.
D1 The 1 key.
D2 The 2 key.
D3 The 3 key.
D4 The 4 key.
D5 The 5 key.
D6 The 6 key.
D7 The 7 key.
D8 The 8 key.
D9 The 9 key.
A The A key.
B The B key.
C The C key.
D The D key.
E The E key.
F The F key.
G The G key.
H The H key.
I The I key.
J The J key.
K The K key.
L The L key.
M The M key.
N The N key.
O The O key.
P The P key.
Q The Q key.
R The R key.
S The S key.
T The T key.
U The U key.
V The V key.
W The W key.
X The X key.
Y The Y key.
Z The Z key.
LWin The left Windows logo key (Microsoft Natural Keyboard).
RWin The right Windows logo key (Microsoft Natural Keyboard).
Apps The application key (Microsoft Natural Keyboard).
Sleep The computer sleep key.
NumPad0 The 0 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad1 The 1 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad2 The 2 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad3 The 3 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad4 The 4 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad5 The 5 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad6 The 6 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad7 The 7 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad8 The 8 key on the numeric keypad.
NumPad9 The 9 key on the numeric keypad.
Multiply The multiply key.
Add The add key.
Separator The separator key.
Subtract The subtract key.
Decimal The decimal key.
Divide The divide key.
F1 The F1 key.
F2 The F2 key.
F3 The F3 key.
F4 The F4 key.
F5 The F5 key.
F6 The F6 key.
F7 The F7 key.
F8 The F8 key.
F9 The F9 key.
F10 The F10 key.
F11 The F11 key.
F12 The F12 key.
F13 The F13 key.
F14 The F14 key.
F15 The F15 key.
F16 The F16 key.
F17 The F17 key.
F18 The F18 key.
F19 The F19 key.
F20 The F20 key.
F21 The F21 key.
F22 The F22 key.
F23 The F23 key.
F24 The F24 key.
NumLock The NUM LOCK key.
Scroll The SCROLL LOCK key.
LShiftKey The left SHIFT key.
RShiftKey The right SHIFT key.
LControlKey The left CTRL key.
RControlKey The right CTRL key.
LMenu The left ALT key.
RMenu The right ALT key.
BrowserBack The browser back key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserForward The browser forward key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserRefresh The browser refresh key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserStop The browser stop key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserSearch The browser search key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserFavorites The browser favorites key (Windows 2000 or later).
BrowserHome The browser home key (Windows 2000 or later).
VolumeMute The volume mute key (Windows 2000 or later).
VolumeDown The volume down key (Windows 2000 or later).
VolumeUp The volume up key (Windows 2000 or later).
MediaNextTrack The media next track key (Windows 2000 or later).
MediaPreviousTrack The media previous track key (Windows 2000 or later).
MediaStop The media Stop key (Windows 2000 or later).
MediaPlayPause The media play pause key (Windows 2000 or later).
LaunchMail The launch mail key (Windows 2000 or later).
SelectMedia The select media key (Windows 2000 or later).
LaunchApplication1 The start application one key (Windows 2000 or later).
LaunchApplication2 The start application two key (Windows 2000 or later).
OemSemicolon The OEM Semicolon key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem1 The OEM 1 key.
Oemplus The OEM plus key on any country/region keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oemcomma The OEM comma key on any country/region keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
OemMinus The OEM minus key on any country/region keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
OemPeriod The OEM period key on any country/region keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
OemQuestion The OEM question mark key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem2 The OEM 2 key.
Oemtilde The OEM tilde key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem3 The OEM 3 key.
OemOpenBrackets The OEM open bracket key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem4 The OEM 4 key.
OemPipe The OEM pipe key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem5 The OEM 5 key.
OemCloseBrackets The OEM close bracket key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem6 The OEM 6 key.
OemQuotes The OEM singled/double quote key on a US standard keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem7 The OEM 7 key.
Oem8 The OEM 8 key.
OemBackslash The OEM angle bracket or backslash key on the RT 102 key keyboard (Windows 2000 or later).
Oem102 The OEM 102 key.
ProcessKey The PROCESS KEY key.
Packet Used to pass Unicode characters as if they were keystrokes. The Packet key value is the low word of a 32-bit virtual-key value used for non-keyboard input methods.
Attn The ATTN key.
Crsel The CRSEL key.
Exsel The EXSEL key.
EraseEof The ERASE EOF key.
Play The PLAY key.
Zoom The ZOOM key.
NoName A constant reserved for future use.
Pa1 The PA1 key.
OemClear The CLEAR key.
Shift The SHIFT modifier key.
Control The CTRL modifier key.
Alt The ALT modifier key.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

"Why Do I Need To Know This?"

Ob-gyn-bama's Hostile Takeover

The Harvard Medical Obstetrics And Gynecology Tantrum Ladies' Man.

7 Billion People

Grim Reaper: "Getting The Hang Of It?"

Friday, April 08, 2011

Reasonable Appreciation - 2010

Thursday, April 07, 2011

America's Societal Values

In 2010, For Every Dollar Spent On Education The U.S. Spent Forty Three Cents On The Dept. Of Justice.

($64.3 Billion : $27.6 Billion)

Funding Levels for Appropriated (“Discretionary”) Programs by Agency

Reality

Global Is A Microcosm Of Locals As A Whole.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Housing Squeeze

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

When You Don't Like It

Psychology Helps Them Sell Stuff In Your Brain!