A Huge Leap In Reason

The "I Have A Cellphone, Therefore I Have Friends" Deception.

$700 Billion Tax Hike

Seven Hundred Billion Is Creating One Thousand Millionaires Seven Hundred Times.

The Reason Heaven Is Known To Be Above Us

In The Higher Latitudes It Is Known That Life Is Less Aggravating And More Peaceful Because Of The Harshness Of Survival In A Frigid Environment Given That Trespasses Are Forgiven More Commonly Than Lower Latitudes Where Survival Is More Immanent.

Clarifying Whether A Woman Can Versus Whether She May

Putting A Finger In A Dyke Is Not A Long Term Solution For An Imminent Flood. (i.e. Feminists Steal From Men What They Cannot Substantiate And Are Unable To Defend)

Living With Or Without You

The Two Job Family Or The No Job Family.

Reasonable Appreciation

Personal Taxation

Vote "YES" On Taxing People Who Eat Animals.

Reverse Discrimination Or Women Taking Men's Stuff

The Women's Restroom Is Now Defined As The Women's Political Conspiratorial Lavatory.

Vi·car·i·ous

adj.
1. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: read about mountain climbing and experienced vicarious thrills.
2. Endured or done by one person substituting for another: vicarious punishment.
3a. Acting or serving in place of someone or something else; substituted.
3b. Committed or entrusted to another, as powers or authority; delegated.
4. Physiology Occurring in or performed by a part of the body not normally associated with a certain function.

Politics

Tantrum Throwing For Something Good.

Mortgage

Be Careful What You Wish For,
You Just Might Get It!

*mort (môrt) n. The note sounded on a hunting horn to announce the death of a deer.

Perception ≠ Reality

When Subversively Hearing Voices, Proximity Doesn't Identify The Source.