Sweet Release

If You Want To Use My Brain As A Battle Ground, You've Got Another Thing Coming.

Aaahhh . . . Humanity

Buns And Human Excrement Don't Mix.

Backtax

Non-profits Influencing Voters With A Carrot And A Big Stick For A Quarter Century.

On Forgiveness

How Many Times Does One Say "Sorry" Before They Realize It Doesn't Work?
Guilty People Incriminate Others!

On Feminist Upward Mobility

She Steals Men's State Of Mind Through Telepathic Divisiveness In Order To Qualify In The Job Market.

It's Not The Economy, Stupid!

It Goes Through Your Brain From A Cell Phone Transmitter!

On Passivizing The Inmature

Hey Kid, Do That Stupid Thing You Do . . . Again!

On Disturbing The Peace

She Impersonated A Police Officer To Gain My Trust And Then She Abused That Trust.

The Secret Service

Just Because You Can't See Them Doesn't Mean They're Not There.

The Fear Factor Of Intension

She Caught You In Her Web And Just Because She Hasn't Eaten You Yet Doesn't Mean She Loves You.

Putting Out The Fire With Gasoline

When It's Too Expensive To Cross Town Just To Beep Your Horn, Gasoline Prices Will Stabilize.

On Makeshift Reason

To please those who wish not to cast their lot to the poor, I have courage.

On Insecurity

When a woman says "No", trying to tilt the odds in her favor, she often tilts the odds against her favor.